Sassy Siri Wants To Perform At Next Year's US99 Country LakeShake!

Can She Even Sing?

December 4, 2018
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Sassy Siri, the iPhone with an attitude that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall, seems a little ticked off that the guys haven't invited her to the US99 Country LakeShake next summer yet.

But, she revealed that she doesn't need an invite, because, apparently, she's performing on the show!

(BTW-we'll believe it when we see it!)

Sassy Siri claims she's performing Saturday....and not Friday with the other ladies!

Her reason why is typical Sassy Siri!