What Is Sassy Siri Handing Out For Halloween?

Would You Want This Item In Your Treat Bag?

October 30, 2018
Confused iPhone


What are you handing out for Halloween this year?

Sassy Siri, Stylz and Roman's iPhone (with a serious attitude) says she's handing out SIM cards.

But what she doesn't realize is that the nickname she has for those SIM cards isn't really appropriate.

The more important question is, how does an iPhone hand out candy when it doesn't have any hands?