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Cellphone Charger

You'll Really Get A Charge Out Of Sassy Siri!

You probably plug in cellphone to it's charger several times throughout the day and don't even think about it. But Sassy Siri, Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitdude, wants you to be gentle when you do! Why? Well, take a listen and let her explain...
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Cellphone at Concert

Is Sassy Sir Going To Stars and Strings Tonight?

US99's Stars and Strings is tonight and everyone who is anyone will be there, including Stylz and Roman's new iPhone with an attitude! Sassy Siri has been, as she put it, been sliding into the DM's of every US99 Stars and Strings artist, and plans on getting in, whether she has a ticket or not! See...
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iPhone Vote

Sassy Siri Wants You To Get Out And Vote!

Today is the day that people will head to the polls and Sassy Siri wants to remind everyone to get out and vote! Who is Sassy Siri? She's the iPhone (with a serious attitude) that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall. But it's what she wants you to vote for that's a little off kilter. Was iPhone...
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iPhone Hearts

Is Sassy Siri Girlfriend Material For Stylz and Roman?

So Roman saw a girl in the stands at The Bulls, but didn't know what to say when he approached her. Stylz and Roman decided to ask their iPhone with an attitude, Sassy Siri, about what he should have said. She gave him some examples......and then seemed to start hitting on him by the end! Wait......
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Halloween Smartphone

Sassy Siri Has Rules When It Comes To Trick or Treating!

Today is Halloween and kids will be out trick or treating. If you're taking your kids trick or treating, well then Sassy Siri has some very non-PC rules that you'll need to follow! Who is Sassy Siri? She's the smartphone that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall, but this iPhone has way more...
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Confused iPhone

What Is Sassy Siri Handing Out For Halloween?

What are you handing out for Halloween this year? Sassy Siri, Stylz and Roman's iPhone (with a serious attitude) says she's handing out SIM cards. But what she doesn't realize is that the nickname she has for those SIM cards isn't really appropriate. The more important question is, how does an...
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Cellphone Halloween

Sassy Siri Doesn't Like People Dressing Up Their Pets For Halloween!

Are you dressing up your pet this Halloween? Don't let Sassy Siri, the iPhone that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall, know because she won't be happy! Dougie Stylz is dressing up his dog Jameson as a unicorn this Wednesday.....and Sassy Siri wasn't happy about it! Maybe it's because she's not...
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iPhone and Pumpkin

Sassy Siri HATES Pumpkin Patches

Roman took his four year old son Tristan to a pumpkin patch yesterday. They were big fans of it, but it seems that Sassy Siri wasn't. Who is Sassy Siri? She's the iPhone that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall and she's just full of attitude! Why doesn't she like Pumpkin patches? Well, it...
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Cellphone Lottery Balls

Sassy Siri Makes Fun of Stylz & Roman For Not Winning The Mega Millions

There was only one winner in the Mega Millions jackpot and it's wasn't anyone in Illinois, in fact, it wasn't even anyone from the Midwest. There was only one person that matched all the numbers.....and they were from South Carolina! Stylz and Roman decided to ask Sassy Siri, the app on the iPhone...
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iPhone

Sassy Siri Has Here Halloween Costume Ready!

You'd think that by now, Stylz and Roman would know not to ask their Sassy version of Siri about anything. (If you didn't know, they found an iPhone at Woodfield Mall and decided to keep it, a decision they might regret....) Anyway, they couldn't help themsleves and asked her if she was coming to...
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