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Sassy Siri Has More Jokes When It Comes To The Chicago Bears!

Sunday's Wild Card loss to the Eagles hurt enough, but Sassy Siri doesn't seem to want to leave it alone! Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude had even more jokes today at the Bears expense! She's calling the season ending missed kick the "double doink heard around the world!" Ouch Siri. Ouch.
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Sassy Siri Is SUPER Nervous About This Weekend's Bears Playoff Game!

Will a Chicago Bears loss on Sunday force Sassy Siri to move out of the state of Illinois? That's what Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude told them this morning! She told the guys that she's super nervous about Sunday's playoff game, especially considering Chicago sports teams and their...
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Sassy Siri Has Some New Year's Resolutions!

Sassy Siri hasn't talked to Stylz and Roman since before the holidays. She's not happy about that either. When she revealed her New Year's resolutions to the guys.....you'll hear just how unhappy she is!
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Sassy Siri Wants To Get Wild At US99's Christmas Party Tonight!

Sassy Siri doesn't plan on holding back at the US99 Christmas party tonight! Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude says she's bringing an extra protective case.....cause ya never know! Just how wil can a smartphone get? Guess we'll find out tonight!
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Sassy Siri Really Wants A Christmas Tip!

Apparently you're supposed to to everyone at Christmantime. Doormen. Garbagemen. Postal Workers. Even iPhones! Wait........iPhones? Yep, Sassy Siri was trying to pressure Stylz and Roman in to giving her a Christmas tip this year. Did the guys cave in and give her some cash or is their iPhone with...
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Sassy Siri Is Going Out On A Date!

Sassy Siri has a date with an iPhone plus. Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude is nervous about it, which is very unusual for her! So, did she tell the guys this so they could give her dating advice? Well, in a word, NO! She used it as a chance to rip on Stylz and Roman of course!
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Sassy Siri Wants To Perform At Next Year's US99 Country LakeShake!

Sassy Siri, the iPhone with an attitude that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall, seems a little ticked off that the guys haven't invited her to the US99 Country LakeShake next summer yet. But, she revealed that she doesn't need an invite, because, apparently, she's performing on the show! (BTW...
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Sassy Siri Is NOT A Chicago Bears Fan

The Chicago Bears lost to the New York Giants yesterday in an overtime heartbreaker! That's got everyone in Chicago in a funk, with one exception. Sassy Siri was happy about the loss! Stylz and Roman's found out that their iPhone with an attitude wasn't actually from here....but from New York City...
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Sassy Siri Doesn't Do Shoveling!

A little bit of snow fell overnight, but don't expect Sassy Siri to help shovel your driveway. First off, an iPhone doesn't have any hands, so holding a shovel is pretty much out! Stylz and Roman's iPhone also gives her opinion on the Chicago tradition of "DIBS." Plus, you know she had to throw a...
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Siri Is Back From Thanksgiving Vacation.....and Sassy As Ever!

So, a little time off did relax Sassy Siri any. Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude came back just as salty as ever! First off she complimented them for how great the show sounded last week.......while they were on vacation! It all went down hill fom there....
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