Sassy Siri

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Sassy Siri Wants To Talk Some Football!

The teams for the Super Bowl are now set and Sassy Siri is here to troll Stylz and Roman a little about it. She makes fun of them because near team is the Chicago Bears. She talks about how Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T. She makes fun of the guys for liking Chicago sports teams! So, it's business as...
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Phone Snow

Sassy Siri Needs Someone To Shovel Her Driveway!

There is supposed to be a HUGE snowstorm blowing through this weekend and Sassy Siri is trying to line up someone to help her shovel all that snow! Will Stylz and Roman bite and help her out? Probably not with the way that this iPhone with an attitude speaks to them! Check out the insults she...
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Wednesday

Find Out Why Sassy Siri Loves Wednesday!

Remember this Geico "Hump Day" commercial? Video of GEICO Hump Day Camel Commercial Happier than a Camel on Wednesday Sassy Siri sure does! She decided to reenact the entire thing for Stylz and Roman this Wednesday morning. The guys were a little less than pleased...
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Selfie

Sassy Siri Is Sad For The Entire Human Race!

Kylie Jenner used to have the most like picture on Instagram, but she's been overtaken........by an EGG! There's nothing special about this egg either! That's got Sassy Siri, Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude, really sad about the future of the human race. She wants to know why people don't...
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Contract

Sassy Siri Wants A Little Commitment From Stylz and Roman!

Sassy Siri wants a little commitment from Stylz and Roman. She wants them to sign a contract with her and she claims she isn't asking for much. What she considers not much and what everyone else does considers not much seem to be two totally different things. Wait till you hear this laundry list of...
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Screen Time

Time For A Little Too Much Screen Time With Sassy Siri!

Do you spend too much time on your phone, laptop or home computer? Sassy Siri sure thinks so! Listen to her give Stylz and Roman all kinds of flack for the time spent on their phones.....and she wasn't taking any excuses!
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Phone Cold

Sassy Siri Isn't A Fan of Cold Weather!

It was in the mid 50's this past weekend. Today it'll only get up into the mid 20's. No one is a fan of that kind of temperature drop....especially Sassy Sir, Stylz and Roman's iPhone with a SERIOUS attitude! What does she think of the weather and what is she doing to keep herself warm? Sassy Siri...
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Sad face Emoji

Sassy Siri Has More Jokes When It Comes To The Chicago Bears!

Sunday's Wild Card loss to the Eagles hurt enough, but Sassy Siri doesn't seem to want to leave it alone! Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude had even more jokes today at the Bears expense! She's calling the season ending missed kick the "double doink heard around the world!" Ouch Siri. Ouch.
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Football Score Phone

Sassy Siri Is SUPER Nervous About This Weekend's Bears Playoff Game!

Will a Chicago Bears loss on Sunday force Sassy Siri to move out of the state of Illinois? That's what Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude told them this morning! She told the guys that she's super nervous about Sunday's playoff game, especially considering Chicago sports teams and their...
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Smartphone

Sassy Siri Has Some New Year's Resolutions!

Sassy Siri hasn't talked to Stylz and Roman since before the holidays. She's not happy about that either. When she revealed her New Year's resolutions to the guys.....you'll hear just how unhappy she is!
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