Siri

Pothole

Sassy Siri Hates Potholes Just As Much As You Do!

If you've driven anywhere lately, you know that the roads are a mess. There are potholes everywhere! You hate them. I hate them! Even Sassy Sir, Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude hates them. But at least she's able to avoid them, because she's dating a self driving car! One thing she hates...
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Phone In Water

Sassy Siri Gives Dougie Stylz Props For The Polar Plunge!

So Stylz did the Polar Plunge for Special Olympics over the weekend. Normally, Sassy Siri makes fun of Stylz and Roman, but in this case she actually had something nice to say to him about it. But, being nice to Stylz only lasted a few seconds and she literally threw cold water on that idea almost...
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Baseball Phone

Forget Valentine's Day, Sassy Siri Is Ready For Baseball Instead!

Sassy Siri is so sick of this winter weather that she's not even concerned with Valentine's Day. Instead, she's thinking of baseball season. For her, it's already started because pitchers and catchers reported to Spring Training yesterday and full practice squads start next week! But any...
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Ice Smartphone

Sassy Siri Channels Her Inner Vanilla Ice To Describe This Weather

Don't blame Stylz and Roman if you're humming "Ice Ice Baby" later on today, blame Sassy Siri. Their iPhone with an attitude most really love Vanilla Ice, because she used the lyrics from one of his songs to describe last night's ice storm. Hopefully this is just an "ice-olated" incident....
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Smartphone Case

What Did Sassy Siri Wear To The Grammy Awards?

What people wear at the Grammy Awards is sometimes as exciting as the show itself! What did Dan and Shay wear? Kasey Musgraves. Sassy Siri. Wait, one of these things is not like the other for sure! Why was Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude there.....and more importantly....what was she...
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Football

Sassy Siri Wants A Shirtless Super Bowl!

Sassy Siri enjoyed Adam Levine's Super Bowl Halftime Show. Maybe, a little too much! She really liked that Maroon 5's Adam Levine took his shirt off during the performance and wants to extend that shirtless-ness to the entire game. Is it a good idea? Or is their iPhone with an attitude have a...
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Below Zero

Sassy Siri's Not So Correct Weather Report!

Everybody knows that it's going to be bone chilling cold tomorrow. With the wind chill, it's expected to be somewhere in the neighborhood of 55 below zero! Like we said, everyone knows that it will be scary cold, everyone that is with the exception of Stylz and Roman's iPhone with an attitude!...
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Indiana Sign

Sassy Siri Says She Wants To Move To Indiana!

Sassy Siri wants out of the state of Illinois. She told Stylz and Roman that she plans on moving to Indiana as soon as possible. The guys wanted to know if she even knew anything about our neighbors to the East, but some of her knowledge was a little bit questionable. Does anyone really think that...
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iPhone

Sassy Siri Wants To Talk Some Football!

The teams for the Super Bowl are now set and Sassy Siri is here to troll Stylz and Roman a little about it. She makes fun of them because near team is the Chicago Bears. She talks about how Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T. She makes fun of the guys for liking Chicago sports teams! So, it's business as...
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Phone Snow

Sassy Siri Needs Someone To Shovel Her Driveway!

There is supposed to be a HUGE snowstorm blowing through this weekend and Sassy Siri is trying to line up someone to help her shovel all that snow! Will Stylz and Roman bite and help her out? Probably not with the way that this iPhone with an attitude speaks to them! Check out the insults she...
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