Siri

iPhone Hearts

Is Sassy Siri Girlfriend Material For Stylz and Roman?

So Roman saw a girl in the stands at The Bulls, but didn't know what to say when he approached her. Stylz and Roman decided to ask their iPhone with an attitude, Sassy Siri, about what he should have said. She gave him some examples......and then seemed to start hitting on him by the end! Wait......
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Halloween Smartphone

Sassy Siri Has Rules When It Comes To Trick or Treating!

Today is Halloween and kids will be out trick or treating. If you're taking your kids trick or treating, well then Sassy Siri has some very non-PC rules that you'll need to follow! Who is Sassy Siri? She's the smartphone that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall, but this iPhone has way more...
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Confused iPhone

What Is Sassy Siri Handing Out For Halloween?

What are you handing out for Halloween this year? Sassy Siri, Stylz and Roman's iPhone (with a serious attitude) says she's handing out SIM cards. But what she doesn't realize is that the nickname she has for those SIM cards isn't really appropriate. The more important question is, how does an...
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Cellphone Halloween

Sassy Siri Doesn't Like People Dressing Up Their Pets For Halloween!

Are you dressing up your pet this Halloween? Don't let Sassy Siri, the iPhone that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall, know because she won't be happy! Dougie Stylz is dressing up his dog Jameson as a unicorn this Wednesday.....and Sassy Siri wasn't happy about it! Maybe it's because she's not...
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iPhone and Pumpkin

Sassy Siri HATES Pumpkin Patches

Roman took his four year old son Tristan to a pumpkin patch yesterday. They were big fans of it, but it seems that Sassy Siri wasn't. Who is Sassy Siri? She's the iPhone that Stylz and Roman found at Woodfield Mall and she's just full of attitude! Why doesn't she like Pumpkin patches? Well, it...
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Cellphone Lottery Balls

Sassy Siri Makes Fun of Stylz & Roman For Not Winning The Mega Millions

There was only one winner in the Mega Millions jackpot and it's wasn't anyone in Illinois, in fact, it wasn't even anyone from the Midwest. There was only one person that matched all the numbers.....and they were from South Carolina! Stylz and Roman decided to ask Sassy Siri, the app on the iPhone...
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iPhone

Sassy Siri Has Here Halloween Costume Ready!

You'd think that by now, Stylz and Roman would know not to ask their Sassy version of Siri about anything. (If you didn't know, they found an iPhone at Woodfield Mall and decided to keep it, a decision they might regret....) Anyway, they couldn't help themsleves and asked her if she was coming to...
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iPhone Football

Does Sassy Siri Have A Crush On Tom Brady?

The Chicago Bears loss to the New England Patriots was a really tough. You know what is even tougher? When the Siri app on your iPhone rubs that loss in by talking to you about how HOT she thinks that Patriots QB Tom Brady is! But, that's why Stylz and Roman call her "Sassy Siri" because she's...
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Kissy Face

Is Sassy Siri Hitting On Dougie Stylz?

What started as a conversation about the weather to the Siri app on Stylz and Roman's iPhone turned really, really weird! But would you expect anything less from Sassy Siri? Stylz and Roman found an iPhone at Woodfield Mall, decided to keep it and found out that Siri on the phone was a lot...
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iPhone Pocket

Does Sassy Siri Think That Stylz & Roman Work Out?

A couple of weeks back Stylz and Roman found an iPhone at Woodfield Mall and decided to keep it. Maybe they shouldn't have, because when they fired up the Siri app on the phone, all it did was give them is a whole bunch of sass! They've nicknamed her Sassy Siri and this morning she was making fun...
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