Tristan

New Tristan Pic

Today's Translating Tristan Is Truly Broken!

Roman's four year old son Tristan loves to sing. But most of the time we find ourselves saying "What?" instead of singing along with him. That being said, "God Bless" anyone that can figure out this very "Broken" song that Tristan belted out this morning.
Read More
St Patty's Day Tristan

Man! This Translating Tristan Will Make You Feel Like A Woman!

I'm not sure that Shania Twain would recognize Roman's four year old son's rendition of her song "Man, I Feel Like A Woman!" More importantly, did listener Karen decipher what Tristan was singing! Roman son loves to sing, we're just not sure exactly what he's singing most of the time!
Read More
Parent Teacher Conference

What Did You Find Out About Your Child At Parent/Teacher Conferences?

Roman had his first parent/teacher conference at his son's preschool the other day. While all the news was positive, he also knows that won't always be the case as Tristan gets older. For example, Stylz was always the class clown, so his parents were always hearing about it at these meetings. So...
Read More
Tantrum

My Kid Freaked Out Over The Goofiest Thing!

Every Wednesday, Roman and his four year old son Tristan go to Red Robin for meatballs on a stick. But when they went yesterday, they found out that those meatballs had been discountinued. Little Tristan lost it because that's all he wanted from there. Kids, sometimes young and sometimes even when...
Read More
TRo Mic

This Translating Tristan Is Worth The Whiskey!

Roman's four year old son Tristan loves to sing! It's just WHAT he's trying to sing that is a little hard to figure out! Just what Stars and Strings artist and song is little Tristan singing in today's Translating Tristan? HINT: It's all about the a certain type of alcohol....
Read More
On Stage

When Did Your Child Freeze Up?

Roman's son threw out the first pitch at the Chicago Dogs game the other day, but Roman was super afraid that he'd freeze up in front of the crowd. Thankfully, he didn't. That isn't always the case though. Check out what these parents told Stylz and Roman about the times that their children froze...
Read More
Tristan

Translating Tristan: What Song Is He Singing?

Sometimes it's hard to figure out what a four year old is saying! Stylz and Roman had Roman's son Tristan sing a hit US99 song to see if any listeners could figure out what he was singing! After that, they took calls from parents whose kids sang some less than appropriate lyrics? Is it OK for a two...
Read More
TRo Birthday

When Was There More Than Some Assembly Required?

Roman's son Tristan's 4th birthday was this past week and he had a great time! But what wasn't a great time was putting together all the toys Tristan got on his big day! Screws, stickers, batteries and decals! It's never easy! Check out what these parents had to struggle to assemble!
Read More
TROJR

What Is The Meanest Thing Your Kid Has Ever Said To You?

Roman's three year old Tristan got in trouble yesterday and after he was disciplined he told Roman that he was a "mean dada!" That really hurt Roman's feelings, but after 15 minutes, everything was back to normal. Check out what these Stylz and Roman listeners children said to them......ouch!
Read More